Conker's diary

Friday, July 30, 2004

For fluff's sake...

Well it's finally sunny for once but - as per usual - I am stuck inside until furrycat or furrykitten fluffs back from 'work' or somesuch. Das Peanutten has been irritating me a bit today. For some reason she got it into her head to go crazy with a hairband in her beak just as I had found the comfy spot on the futon.

When are those guys going to get back? Don't they understand: I need to go fluffing. For fluff's sake.

Two nights ago I had a big showdown with this new black-and-white on the block. He finks he's all that but I wasn't having any of it. I beaked at him a bit and he just gave me a fick look and stared at me for about half-an-hour. Eventually he had enough and slunk away. He was a big fella but he was out of shape. And he had no ginger powers whatsoever... Loser.