Bath tub

Over the last few days I have been mostly sleeping in the bath-tub. There be somefing wrong with me eye I fink. Das Peanutten has started to call me "Porksten" 'cause I don't be getting no exercise except for assaulting Bernardo every now and then. And then I be chasing Das Peanutten up and down the stairs a few times and sorting out Furrykitten's hair, which is always a mess. But mostly I be pretty bored.

Bernardo

Fings have improved somewhat with the arrival of Bernardo the Brazillian mouse. I also have something to be sharpening me claws on properly (you can never really sharpen them on carpet, however hard you be trying). Sometimes I do be looking out of the window or helping furrykitten with her hair. I aint seen the fickos for quite a while and am feeling a bit more relaxed. I asked Das Peanutten how to get to the industrial estate but she just gave me a fick look.

Upstairs

Das Peanutten and I have been moved upstairs. We now have a larger room (with a window), a bathroom (with taps) and a staircase to be running up and down. I still can't go fluffing. Das Peanutten likes to be escaping and fluffing down to our old room. Then furrykitten be bringing her back again. I be a bit depressed. I don't really be knowing what's going on. How far be it to the industrial estate?

Prisoner

Me and Das Peanutten have officially been in this ickle room for as long as we can be remembering. It's making Conky quite cross. I have escaped a couple of times but it's confusing as I don't know where the other fickos be and everything smells like them. Das Peanutten has escaped quite a few times and has explored a bit - she is not bothered by the fickos. I am v. bored and I only be beaking at mealtimes.

Bad ones

I fink there be two other cats in around here. There is a big black and white with short furs and then there is a white fluffy one. They ain't right upstairs. Sometimes I do be having showdowns with them through the glass door. I do not know what they think they are doing in Conky's house.

Last night furrykitten did be giving me some leaves which made me very happy and I did be eating them. Apart from this nothing has happenned whatsoever. I be sleeping a lot and when I am not sleeping me and Das Peanutten are working on our escape plans.