Nufink be happening

Nufink be happening for Conky. I be walking around the room and sleeping and eating and fings. I have turned into Porkston. The other day furrycat and furrykitten did be disappearing for a long while and when they did be returning they did be changing me diet. They have put me on some Iams nonsense from a blue bag which don't even have a picture of a ginge on it or nufink. It be rubbish. Here is a picture of me and Bernado, me Brazilian mouse and one of Das Peanutten's mice and me scratching pad and lots of other fings which I don't be knowing about.